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YOGURT SLINGER OMG NO
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
Okay but seriously, why hasn’t Disney done anything with these characters?
I love the princesses with all of my heart, but they are not the only characters that have been inspirational or good role models, and if characters such as these lovely ladies do not exactly fall in the princess category, they get tossed aside and forgotten about. And the thing is some of these characters are actually princesses, but don’t seem to fit within the princess lineup, as if they aren’t good enough according to Disney.
This would also not pressure Disney into creating more princesses, because if you haven’t noticed, the princess lineup is getting a bit crowded, and if Disney made a separate line, they wouldn’t need to constantly be making more princesses to keep their characters around.
I included the most popular characters that get forgotten, and also the ones that I believe would be the most appealing and marketable to kids and people in general.
I don’t understand why Disney can’t make a franchise dedicated to the characters that aren’t in the princess or fairy lineup. There are some REALLY excellent characters that are forgotten because Disney doesn’t expose them. The thing is that they could definitely be marketed, I’m sure a lot of people would appreciate it. Are you telling me that kids wouldn’t buy a backpack with Giselle on it, or a Megara doll? How about a shirt with Charlotte on it? I certainly would, and I know a lot of kids that would too.
If Disney decided to do something about this, maybe they wouldn’t get forgotten so much. As Disney fans, we appreciate them and know that they exist, but others don’t because if Disney forgets about them, they will too. If this became a line not only would these girls get the attention that they deserve, but it would also open up a completely new inspiration to kids. It would mean that you don’t have to be a princess to stand out, and that if you aren’t a princess, you aren’t a nobody. If this became a line, we would see these characters in the Disney Parks, on merchandise, everywhere. Who wouldn’t want that? I would stand in line for HOURS to meet any of these characters. Megara, Jane, and Esmeralda come out for very rare occasions, but that is it. Wendy seems to be somewhat rare, and Kida and Giselle were only there for a limited time. I have never seen Charlotte, and I know for a fact she would be popular. Alice seems to be the only character that is available daily.
Honestly is there anyone out there that opposes this?
If not, get on it, Disney!
5 Favorite Don Bluth Films
↪(#2) The Land Before Time
"Let your heart guide you. It whispers so listen closely."
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
"I think I was working a long time before I was able to actually be like, ‘Oh, I’m a professional actress,’ like, to accept that. I don’t know why that was so hard, but it took a long time. I live in an alternate universe sometimes. I see myself so differently than the way the world sees me. I think everybody has a different experience. I’m in my skin so I… I feel really, I have felt, in the past, very vulnerable. And so you always feel like it could go away, so you never want to get too attached to labels. If anything, now I’m not as scared of it going away, y’know? I feel like I’m going to do what I need to do to stay excited about my work."
Via dream a little dream of me
if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it